Wednesday, June 24, 2009

No Mas - WILT'S 20,000

Just came across this awesome shirt from the company No Mas celebrating the Lakers latest title and Wilt's legendary 20,000 (if you don't know what that's referring too, you don't deserve to wear that shirt). If you are interested in purchasing this, use the code "STILT" at checkout and get it for only $20 (down from $36).... (I'm no Lakers fan, but PROPS on that shirt... awesome!)

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

A Look Back - The 2008 NBA Draft

So, as the 2009 NBA Draft looms, I will take a look back at the some of the high and low points of last years draft - the best picks, the worst picks, the most surprising rookies, the biggest busts etc... Here's a little refresher of the 2008 NBA Draft Results for all my fellow short-term memory loss heads out there:

1. Bulls - Derrick Rose
2. Heat - Michael Beasley
3. Wolves - O.J. Mayo (traded to Grizzlies)
4. Thunder - Russel Westbrook
5. Grizzlies - Kevin Love (traded to Wolves)
6. Knicks - Danilo Gallinari
7. Clippers - Eric Gordon
8. Bucks - Joe Alexander
9. Bobcats - DJ Augustin
10. Nets - Brook Lopez
11. Pacers - Jerryd Bayless
12. Kings - Jason Thompson
13. Blazers - Brandon Rush
14. Warriors - Anthony Randolph
15. Suns - Robin Lopez
16. 76ers - Marreese Speights
17. Pacers - Roy Hibbert
18. Wizards - Javale McGee
19. Cavs - JJ Hickson
20. Bobcats - Alexis Ajinca
21. Nets - Ryan Anderson
22. Magic - Courtney Lee
23. Jazz - Kosta Koufos
24. Thunder - Serge Ibaka
25. Rockets - Nicholas Batum (traded to Blazers)
26. Spurs - George Hill
27. Blazers - Darrell Arthur
28. Grizzlies - Donte Green (* this was the pick the Grizz got in return from the Lakers in the atrocious Pau Gasol trade... Donte Green, Kwame Brown, Aaron McKie, Javaris Crittenton or Pau Gasol? Who would you rather have?)
29. Pistons - DJ White
30. Celtics - JR Giddens

NOTABLE 2ND ROUND PICKS: Mario Chalmers, Bill Walker, Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, Chris Douglas Roberts

Now, obviously. it is much easier to look back in hindsight and criticize/praise teams for making good or bad draft picks. So, as I sit at my computer and bash organizations for making stupid draft picks, I do it all while respecting the pressure and stress that goes into the NBA draft and all the talented people involved in scouting and finding the next NBA superstars. Without further ado:

Best Pick of the 2008 Draft: TIE - Chicago Bulls and Orlando Magic

While Derrick Rose is clearly a franchise point guard, superstar in the making, he was not the obvious choice for the #1 pick in the 2009 draft. Beasley's incredible college numbers made it more interesting, but in the end the Bulls clearly made the right decision.

The real steal in the first round of the 2008 draft came courtesy of the Orlando Magic, drafting the Western Kentucky guard Courtney Lee with the 22nd pick.
While it's not that surprising that Lee fell this far, a good number of teams are kicking themselves for not believing in this guy. We found out this year that Lee is an elite defensive guard, a substantial scoring threat and an overall great teammate. I'm sure any Knick fan would be thrilled to have Courtney Lee on our roster instead of the injury-plagued (albeit quite talented Danilo Gallinari).

Worst Pick of the 2008 Draft: Wolves (Pacers a close second)

Add another blunder to the Timberwolves management's resume... sure they drafted OJ Mayo, but immediately shipped him away for Kevin Love (a solid player, but by no means will he ever make as much as an impact on an NBA team as Mayo).

No disrespect to K Love, I think he will be a good player for years to come, but it was certainly questionable to pass on a talent like Mayo... something the Wolves will be regretting for a long time to come.

Most Surprising Rookie Season: Brook Lopez

I don't think anybody, including the Nets, thought Brook Lopez was going to blossom into the dynamic low post force that he has become so quickly. As a ROOKIE, Lopez averaged 13 ppg, 8.1 rpg, 1.8 blocks, shot 53% from the field and 79% from the free throw line. Impressive. Also not to mention his wide array of post moves resembles that of a seasoned veteran, not a rookie. At this point, I'd take Lopez over the likes of Greg Oden in a heartbeat.

Least Impressive Rookie Season: Danilo Gallinari

Yes I am being extra hard on Vanilla Danilo being a Knicks fan and all, and he did have a legitimate excuse for sucking this year, with his back injury and all, and he did show some promising signs in the limited minutes he did play. But all that being said, with the #6 pick in the draft, by all measures he had a very disappointing rookie year.

Most Untapped Potential: Anthony Randolph

This 6'10" athletic phenom from LSU unfortunately spent a large portion of this season wasting away on the Warriors bench due to Don Nelson's rigid unwillingness to give his rookies substantial playing time (that is until the Warriors decided to tank last season... but that's a whole other story). Anyways, this guy could be special if given the right circumstances, he's a dynamic scorer down low, a shot blocking presence and freakishly athletic. Look out for Randolph in the coming years, whether with the Warriors or not.

As the draft day approaches we can only speculate as to who will emerge into a bonafide NBA superstar and who will go the way of the Kwame Brown's of the world... anything can happen, I just pray the Knicks make a worthwhile pick with their ONE draft pick (thanks Isiah) or turn it into some valuable assets for the 2010 season. The draft airs tomorrow, June 25th @ 7 PM on ESPN.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Ian's 2009 NBA Mock Draft

With the NBA draft looming (happens on Tuesday, June 25th) there are many questions to be asked about how the Knicks will approach their 8th selection. While there are a number of possibilities to be investigated (i.e. trading up with Memphis to the #2 pick to acquire Hasheem Thabeet, or trading down with somebody if the Knicks target Stephen Curry is off the board and roll with a point guard like Ty Lawson etc...), we cannot assume that any of this will happen. That being said, I will now investigate the players likely to available when the Knicks pick comes around on Tuesday.

Ian's Mock Draft:

1. Los Angeles Clippers -
Blake Griffin
ESPN Player Comparison: Carlos Boozer meets Amare Stoudemire
By this point, we all know that Griffin is doomed to rot away in Clipper-land, poor kid - he really had so much potential.

2. Memphis Grizzlies - Hasheem Thabeet (barring a trade)
ESPN Player Comparison: Dikembe Mutombo

I would LOVE for the Knicks to trade up to #2 with Memphis and be able to grab Thabeet (who many are calling the next coming of Mutombo). Thabeet's defensive presence would benefit New York moreso than another shoot-first guard and would finally bring a legitimate big man to New York for the first time since Ewing (I'm not counting the ghost of Marcus Camby who wasted away on our bench with injuries before we shipped him off and he had a career resurgence). I just compared Thabeet to Ewing?! Don't get me wrong, the offensive skills are lightyears apart, and while Thabeet may never be even close to the overall player Ewing was, he's still a highly skilled 7'3" defensive guru - last time I checked, those don't grow on trees.

3. Oklahoma City Thunder - James Harden
ESPN Player Comparison: "a less athletic" Brandon Roy

While many "experts" have had the Thunder taking Spanish phenom Ricky Rubio here with the #3 pick, I personally think he will slip a little bit. First of all, the Thunder already have a stud point guard in Russel Westbrook, and if Thabeet is off the board (obviously if he's still here, he would be the pick for the Thunder), I wouldn't be surprised if the Thunder drafted this dynamic scorer to add to the already impressive young core of Durant, Westbrook and Jeff Green.

4. Sacramento Kings - Ricky Rubio
ESPN Player Comparison: didn't give one, so I'm going to say shades of Tony Parker combined with a better version of fellow Spaniard Jose Calderon (see for yourself)

If Rubio is still on the board, I think the Kings would be nuts to pass up on him, although Sacramento ownership has been quoted as saying that even if he is available that "it's far from a done deal." This years draft is incredibly deep and PG, and of all the teams in the league, the Kinds PG need is well documented - do you really want to spend another year starting Beno Udrih?! Of all the talented PG's in this years draft - Rubio, Holiday, Jennings, Flyn, Lawson - I would say Rubio has the most upsided, but at this point it's basically a crapshoot, I'd be happy with any of those guys on my squad.

5. Washington Wizards - Jrue Holiday
ESPN Player Comparison: did'nt give one, I'd say he reminds me a bit of Mo Williams, although not as good a shooter... yet.

Reports say that the Wiz are trying hard to shop this pick (Knicks, Rockets, Pacers all in talks) to land a proven veteran. However, if they don't pull this move off, it's clear that they're in need of PG, and Holiday may be the best still available. When Arenas is healthy, he can capably run the point (although clearly not his true position), but that's a big when, for Arenas is as injury prone as they come.

6. Minnesota Timberwolves - DeMar DeRozan
ESPN Player Comparison: Richard Jefferson

What's with all the "De-" prefixes? What's wrong with the name Mar Rozan, I think it sounds pretty cool actually. I'm curious as to the origins of African American names beginning with "De", you've never met a white guy who's name was DeBill DeSmith or DeTodd DeMarks. Interesting, if anybody has any feedback to this conundrum please let me know. Anyways, this may be wishful thinking on my part that the Wolves don't snag Curry here (a definite possibility with their need at SG), but DeRozan is more of a dynamic player and seems more NBA-ready than Curry.

7. Golden State Warriors - Brandon Jennings
ESPN Player Comparison: didn't give one... a bigger, stronger Tim Hardaway with shades of (the good) Stephon Marbury - who can THROW IT DOWN.

The Warriors pose another serious threat to the Knicks hopes of landing Curry (if the Knicks don't trade up), as he would be a perfect fit for "NellieBall". However, the Warriors also don't possess a true point guard, and if Jennings is all he's cracked up to be, it could be a good fit. The Jennings story is well known by this point (he skipped college to go play professionally in Italy, and although he wasn't so offensively succesful in the Euro pro leagues, he does have tremendous upside and a valuable experience under his belt playing against elevated competition). I think Jennings is also a good fit here, but the Warriors could go a number of ways with this pick - maybe taking big man Jordan Hill to solidify their frontline or taking another guard like Johnny Flynn or Tyreke Evans.

8. New York Knicks - Stephen Curry
ESPN Player Comparison: didn't give one, so I'll roll with Coach D'Antoni and say Allan Houston, although not as big or NBA-ready, give him time and he could become very special... in the Ray Allen / Allan Houston mold.

This could be wishful thinking, but it's certainly possible. Curry has expressed serious interest in playing for D'Antoni and the Knicks (who even stated that he's a BETTER shooter than Allan Houston) and would be a great fit for the 3-happy Knicks. If he is gone however, there's no need to despair for the Knicks have needs at virtually every position and there are a slew of talented guys out there - Arizona's 6'10" Jordan Hill (an athletic 4 man who could provide a big role if David Lee opts to leave New York), Memphis's Tyreke Evans (the dynamic, athletic SG), possibly even talk of the 7'1" Ohio State big man B.J. Mullens (unproven at this point but with tremendous potential). As a fan, I'm hoping for either Curry or a trade up to get Thabeet... but I have complete faith in Donnie Walsh (first time I've ever said that about Knicks management) to make a smart, fiscally responsible move with our eyes still locked in on the 2010 free agent bonanza.

9. Toronto Raptors - Tyreke Evans
ESPN Player Comparison: Jerry Stackhouse

If Evans is still on the board, the Raps would be crazy to pass on him. They will be in need of another backcourt guy if Marion decides to leave (Anthony Parker will also be a free agent, leaving them very thin in the backcourt behind Calderon) and Evans could be a solid fit in Toronto. Evans is a strong, NBA-ready guard who has been compared to Jerry Stackhouse and would be a nice asset for a struggling Raptors team.

10. Milwaukee Bucks - Jordan Hill
ESPN Player Comparison: Ronny Turiaf

There has been talk of the Bucks eyeing Syracuse PG Johnny Flynn here, but I believe Jordan Hill will be a better player from the get-go. He's a solid 6'10", very good rebounder and defender and could solidify an already solid Milwaukee frontline with Bogut and Villanueva. Throw Jordan Hill into that mix and the Bucks could make some noise if they manage to hold on to Redd and Jefferson.

11. New Jersey Nets - Tyler Hansborough, PF
12. Charlotte Bobcats - Earl Clark, SF
13. Indiana Pacers - Johnny Flynn, PG
14. Phoenix Suns - Gerald Henderson, SF
15. Detroit Pistons - Austin Daye, C
16. Chicago Bulls - DeJuan Blair, PF
17. Philadelphia 76ers - Jeff Teague, PG
18. Minnesota Timberwolves - B.J. Mullens, C
19. Atlanta Hawks - Eric Maynor, PG
20. Utah Jazz - Chase Buddinger, SG
21. New Orleans Hornets - Sam Young, SF
22. Dallas Mavericks - James Johnson, PF
23. Sacramento Kings - DaJaun Summers, SF
24. Portland Trailblazers - Ty Lawson, PG
25. Oklahoma City Thunder - Terrence Williams, SG
26. Chicago Bulls - Omri Casspi, SF
27. Memphis Grizzlies - Toney Douglas, SG
28. Minnesota Timerbolves - DeMarre Carroll, PF
29. Los Angeles Lakers - Darren Collison, PG
30. Cleveland Cavaliers - Derrick Brown, PF

That's all for my first round prospectus, will be back after the draft with my percentages.

Joe Buck Live

So, I'm not sure how many of you got the golden opportunity to see the premiere of "Joe Buck Live" on HBO the other night, but if you did you know how excellent it was. Not because it was such a groundbreaking sports show, or because Joe Buck even deserves to have his own show... no what made the night was none other than Artie Lange of Howard Stern Show fame. It's safe to say that Artie may very well have destroyed Buck's shot at ever getting another episode of this show... his rant against Buck is filled with homo jokes, "Buck bashing", lighting up a cigarette during the interview etc... Here's a look at Buck's face midway through a Lange rant after Buck said his favorite website was

(paraphrasing here)
Buck: So I was on my favorite website last night...
Artie: You're favorite website is fucking TMZ?! What's #2
Buck: (uncomfortable fake laugh - hilarity ensues)

Anyways, I don't want to ruin this for you, but since HBO has seemingly taken down all of the clips of the on-air segment, I'll leave you to your own devices to find that one (hint: HBO On Demand... if you don't have this on your cable, I don't know what to say to you). However, there is still the online portion of the show that aired on and featured even more of Artie Lange ripping Buck a new asshole... enjoy: Artie Lange Owns Joe Buck.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Odd Couples

I've always wondered how seemingly goofy, obscure NBA players often land such gorgeous girlfriends. One may use the common excuse of money luring these stunning models into the greasy paws of international ballers such as Rony Seikaly and Marko Jaric, but there must be something more. Let's take a look at some of the odd couples to come out of the NBA world:

1. Rony Seikaly and Elsa Benitez

Sure Rony had a decent NBA career, but damn, wouldn't you think the former Swimsuit Issue cover girl and international supermodel would shoot higher? Kobe? Jordan? Hell even Toni Kukoc would have been a step up from Rony fuckin Seikaly! Oh well, props to Mr. Seikaly - hell of a job there.

2. Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima


This duo seems even crazier than the Seikaly/Benitez couple... Adriana Lima - arguably one of the hottest, most famous models out there is marrying.... Marko Jaric?! Have you ever even seen this guy play? (It's not very pretty). I think even US Weekly stayed away from this one, being that nobody on their staff would have any clue who Marko Jaric is. Again though, props to Marko, he is the poster boy for guys all around the world trying to get with chicks way out of their league... good work Marko!

(I'm seeing a theme here, both Jaric and Seikaly are European... maybe it's a Euro thing? You sure don't see the likes of Brian Scalabrine or Wally Sczerbiak landing dimes like these do you?)

3. Andrei and Masha Kirilenko


Wow am I glad I found that picture of AK47. Hahahaha. Clearly that is not his wife, and it is well known (at least via internet rumors) that Masha lets Kirilenko do whatever he wants when they're apart, but I can't imagine she'd be too thrilled seeing that picture. Kirilenko is one of the strangest looking dudes in the NBA, and that picture is just a testament to that. Nothing more needs to be said. Masha's lookin' fine though.

Ok, that's all for now... more to come later. If you have any more NBA odd couples, send them my way and I'll throw em up here.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Los Lakers Ganar el Campeonato de la NBA

I've been hearing a lot of Laker praise over here in NYC as of late, a trend I find rather disturbing. Don't you all remember we're not supposed to like LA?! We compete with LA! We know we have better Mexican food than them here in NYC (HAHA!), in fact we know we have pretty much everything better than them here in NYC. So why weren't all you New Yorkers rooting for good ol Florida, the home to 90% of our grandparents and our go-to domestic beach destination, a true tropical paradise on the East Coast! Sure the Knicks have never had much of a rivalry with the Lakers, so I can't use that excuse to justify my dislike for Kobe and LA (I do like Phil Jackson very much though and congratulate him on breaking any record formerly held by a Celtic - the 9 rings of Auerbach in this case)... but our rivalry goes beyond sports - it's a "tale of two cities" to be exact. They get it easy out in LA, with their constant 80 degree weather, scantily clad models roaming down the street and care-free lifestyle. While us New Yorkers slave it out through the four seasons, through the all-go-no-slow NY lifestyle and through our pathetic basketball team with a measly 2 championships compared to LA's 15.

Poor Orlando - they came so close, yet so far. The 4-1 series would seem like a beatdown to any casual viewer, yet us true basketball afficionados know the truth - had Dwight Howard made one more free throw, had Courtney Lee hit that layup, had SVG reduced Jameer Nelson's playing time and not fucked with the chemistry... it would have been a much different series. And I'm not saying the Magic would have won by any means (LA was simply the better team), but it would have been much more interesting. Oh well, maybe next year when Shaq goes to Cleveland, him and Lebron can take down Kobe - you know David Stern already has the blueprint for this matchup drawn up from his super-secret underground lair where he constructs his robot refs and draft fixes (What? You don't believe this exists?! Come onnn).

Well, I guess I can stop my rant now and be happy that at least the Celtics didn't win again. Now that would have REALLY sucked.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Cotto vs. Clottey

For all the boxing fans out there, I hope you got to tune into the Cotto / Clottey fight last night from MSG - quite a spectacle. Really entertaining fight, although I must say I was upset by the result of Cotto retaining his welterweight title. First of all, judge Don Trella scored the fight at 116-111 in favor of Cotto - FAR to wide a margin to score this back and forth bout between two equally matched fighters. Who knows, maybe Trella was getting paid off by the hoardes of Puerto Rican backers in attendance at the Garden. Not to mention, Cotto had some questionable moves during the fight - first off, throwing Clottey to the ground in Round 5 inflicting a knee injury on Clottey (some people have said that Clottey slipped, but go rewatch that and you'll notice Cotto shoving Clottey's back straight toward the mat). Secondly, Cotto landed a serious cheap shot right to the back of Clottey's head, right in front of referree Arthur Mercante nonetheless, yet not getting a penalty for it.

Nobody can deny that this was an extremely entertaining, evenly fought battle... but something tells me that had this fight occurred somewhere other than MSG (Cotto's home turf) on the eve of the Puerto Rican Day Parade, we might have had a fairer decision. With all that being said, we need a rematch! Cotto vs. Clottey #2 - BRING IT ON!

Oh and just for the record, boxing is still better than MMA.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Giants Should Look Into Michelle Obama

I think she'd be a solid linebacker.

Behind Enemy Lines: Confessions of a New York Sports Fan Living in Boston

There are very few things in life that piss me off more than Boston sports fans: I’m not a big fan of Cancer, and I truly loathe mayonnaise, I also have a very low tolerance for Nazis and terrorists. Next on my list come Boston sports fans. You have the pink-hat wearing, college transplant Red Sox “fans” who couldn’t name a player on the roster before their freshman year, the new Celtics fans who were nothing but a bad idea during the “glory years” of Bird, Mchale, Parish and co., and even worse the bandwagon Patriots fans who abandoned their team during the mid to late 1990’s, so much so that there were serious talks of relocating the team to such fine destinations like Orlando.
In order to not sound bitter, I will concede that I do enjoy going to college in Boston, if only for the fact that it’s made me love New York even more. Am I biased? Certainly. Am I elitist? I would say so. Do I care what you think? Not at all… we’re from New York baby, we don’t give a damn what you think because we all know deep down what the best city in the world is, to touch on the old cliché, “so nice they named it twice.”
For my inaugural blog, I will point out a few disparities between Boston and New York, both sports related and otherwise, that will likely sway most readers in the favor of New York:

1. Happy Hour does not exist in Boston. That’s right; try asking for Happy Hour at a Boston bar, they’ll look at you like you’re a mutated George Steinbrenner coming to snatch their Red Sox hats. Cheer up Boston!

2. As much history as there is at Fenway Park... the place is still a dump. Unless you're dropping hundreds of dollars for good seats, you'll be relegated to the bleachers or even worse the "grandstands" - where the wood benches are sticky with beer, there is less leg room than a coach ticket on Delta and if you're unlucky enough to get an "obstructed view" ticket you'll be straining your neck for three hours trying to look around the giant metal poles that block half the field.

Awesome seats!! I'm so glad I spent $50 on this ticket and now have to drink away my misery with $7 beers all game! Great day at the ballpark.

2. The “public transportation” service known as the T stops running at 12:30, is an antiquated, notoriously slow and over-crowded metal coffin, and takes about an hour to go the equivalent of 10 stops on a NY subway. Not to mention the older lines run above ground and cause the Boston roads to function like Siberian highways:
Here's a fabulous shot of the overcrowded green line:

3. The cab drivers don’t know where they are going. Unless it is a major landmark, the majority of Boston cab drivers will ask you detailed directions to your destination and then proceed to yell at you if you don’t know how to get there. This is unacceptable; imagine if a cab driver in New York said he didn’t know how to get to a street? Can anyone picture this happening? Absolutely not.

4. As if it’s not bad enough that the driver’s don’t know where they’re going, try being stuck in the back of a Boston cab, which don’t even have enough legroom for a leprechaun, let alone my 6’5” frame.

I leave you with a quote from former mayor John Lindsay: “Not only is New York the nation's melting pot, it is also the casserole, the chafing dish and the charcoal grill.”
- Ian

Thursday, June 11, 2009

And You Thought David Wells' Perfect Game Was Good...

I'd always heard rumors about a pitcher in the 70's tossing a no-hitter while tripping on acid, and thanks to the wonderful, I have found it:

(taken from
Dock Ellis Says He Pitched 1970 No-Hitter Under The Influence of LSD

"Los Angeles, April 8, 1984- Former Pittsburgh Pirates' pitcher Dock Ellis says he was under the influence of LSD when he pitched a 1970 no-hitter against the San Diego Padres.

Ellis, now co-ordinator of an anti drug program in Los Angeles, said he didn't know until six hours before his June 12, 1970 no hitter that he was going to pitch.

"I was in Los Angeles, and the team was playing in San Diego , but I didn't know it. I had taken LSD..... I thought it was an off-day, that's how come I had it in me. I took the LSD at noon. At 1pm, his girlfriend and trip partner looked at the paper and said, "Dock, you're pitching today!"

"That's when it was $9.50 to fly to San Diego. She got me to the airport at 3:30. I got there at 4:30, and the game started at 6:05pm. It was a twi-night doubleheader.

I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria.

I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times.

The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."

The Pirates won the game, 2-0, although Ellis walked eight batters. It was the highpoint in the baseball career of one of the finer pitchers of his time, and arguably,one of the greatest achievements in the history of sports." (


Player Profile: Hideki Matsui

Not included in my Top 10 New York Athletes list, but certainly up there as a personal favorite is none other than Godzilla aka Hideki Matsui. The uber-professional, hard-working, porn-loving Yankee slugger that has captured the heart of both Japanese and New York fans alike.

Beginning his baseball career in Japan as a member of the vaunted Yomiuri Giants (the Yankees of Japan), Matsui led the Giants into four Japan Series and won three of them. Matsui signed with the Yanks in 2003 and to this day has continued to impress Yankee fans with his incredible dedication to baseball. However, possibly more interesting than his baseball skills is his extreme obsession with adult films, so much so that he was even a judge at a porn awards ceremony. A Time Magazine feature on Matsui describes his obsession accurately: “Matsui's only eccentricity, if it can be called that, is his extensive private library of adult videos. His refreshing ability to laugh self-deprecatingly about his porno collection, reporters say, is one reason why fans and even nonfans have taken to him so much.”

You also gotta love Matsui's wedding description - "he had married in a private ceremony in New York. His bride's name has not been announced, but it is reported that she is 25 years old and had been formerly working in a "reputable position at a highly respected company" - you gotta respect a man with a sense of privacy, especially somebody playing for the Yankees (A-Rod take some notes). She looks hot. Good job Hideki.

And With the 8th Pick in the 2009 Draft, the New York Knickerbockers Select...

Stephen Curry! If the Knicks don't trade up (possibly with Memphis) to snag Thabeet, I think we have to take Curry - this kids a once in a lifetime sharpshooter that cannot be passed up. Here's a quote taken from today's New York Times:

"Coach D'Antoni came up to Curry after the workout and told him the Knicks would not be able to select him in the June 25th draft, when asked why, Curry said, D'Antoni told him, "Because Allan Houston said he didn't want to be the second-best shooter in Knicks history."

There you go. Leave your Knicks draft opinions in the comment section! Who should we take and why?

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Last 10 Years of Knicks Basketball in a Nutshell


Top 10 Most Despised Athletes in NYC

So, now that we got the favorites out of the way it's time to move on to the more interesting ones - the most despised athletes in NYC. Earning the "despised" label in NYC is not hard to do, with our rabid media base and passionate fans, one botched play could result in hoards of New Yorkers "despising" you for the rest of your career. These are not the type of players I'm looking for. Sure Knicks fans despise Charles Smith for getting his layup blocked four times in a row in a must-win playoff situation, or Giants fans despise Plaxico Burress for ruining the team chemistry last year after poppin a cap in his thigh. Although these two make strong cases to make the list, I am excluding them and focusing mainly on our rivals and their least likeable players who make a habit of torturing New York fans... if you know your history I'm sure you can guess who #1 on this list will be, but come along for the ride anyways.

10. Brian Dawkins
The combination of Dawkins being a former Eagle AND one of the NFL's dirtiest players make him a lock for this list. It's well known that his tackling-techniques border on illegal (helmet first tackles) and dangerous. Sure the NFL is a violent game and players are going to get hurt, but there is also a code of how to do things right, one that Dawkins doesn't follow. Good riddance from the NFC East... Brian Dawkins - a true scumbag.


9. Roy Williams
Another truly dirty, NFC East foe - Roy Williams of the Dallas Cowgirls. Now, I have less of a problem with this picture because he's inflicting his blatantly illegal horse collar tackle trademark on Donovan McNabb, but that doesn't change the fact that he has to stoop to horse collar tackles to make a mark on the game. Roy Williams is washed up and despite the NFL basically NAMING A RULE AFTER HIM he still continues to piss off opposing players everywhere. I'd love to see Williams line up at WR and get jacked up one of these days - you have it coming Roy... watch out.
8. Stephon MarburyOh Starbury - what a fool you are. I don't even know where to begin with this clown - from proclaiming himself to be the "best PG in the NBA" to the head tattoo to the "truck party" to signing with the Celtics! or to just being an overall jackass... Marbury was a lock for this list. The shoot-first, overly cocky, locker room cancer whom the Knicks paid hundreds of millions of dollars to single-handedly drive Larry Brown out of town, alienate the entire team and fanbase and draw out a messy buyout negotiation that took way too much attention from the game of basketball and placed it on Marbury (which I'm sure he loved). I'm glad you suck now, enjoy him Boston!
7. Roger Clemens

I'm pretty sure Clemens isn't just hated in NYC, but across the country for his blatant lying and failed attempts at pleading innocent (in front of Congress nonetheless). If he would just admit already that he was juicing, people would forget about it and move on, yet he continues to insist that he was throwing 98 MPH fastballs at age 40, during a sudden burst of energy after his stuff had fallen off for the previous few seasons. Okayyyy Roger. Steroids or not, Clemens was one of the greatest pitchers of the modern era, you can't take that away from him... but jesus what a douchebag. The guy named all his sons names that start with "K" (Koby, Kory, Kacy and Kody) and constantly promoted his "family man" image while having an affair with country singer Mindy McCready (for more great dirt on Clemens pick up Jeff Pearlman's fabulous book "The Rocket that Fell to Earth" here.)
6. Kevin Youkilis
Typical Red Sox d-bag, complete with ugly goatee and annoying batting stance. Keep nailin him with pitches Joba! Good work! What's even more annoying is how much Red Sox fans love him with their dumbass "Youuukkk" chants and bumper stickers - the worst.
5. Michael Jordan
I'm putting Jordan here at #5 because I have a love/hate relationship with the greatest basketball player of all time. I love his skills, competitive drive, talent and respect him tremendously. However, as a Knicks fan I can't help but recall my childhood when Jordan would just annihilate the Knicks at home, on the road and most upsettingly in the Playoffs. Not that anyone else had much of an answer for Jordan, but it seems like some of his best performances came against the Knicks. True heartbreak watching him beat three different Knicks teams in the playoffs.
4. Jeff GarciaThere's just something about Jeff Garcia that rubs me the wrong way. Maybe I'm jealous of his super-hot Playmate wife, or maybe I'm pissed off that he continuously used to beat the Giants (first with the 49ers in the epic playoff collapse of 2003 where they blew a 24 pt lead to the Jeff Garcia/Terrell Owens 49ers (god what a loathsome combo) and then with the Eagles). Luckily we took down Garcia and the Bucs during our Superbowl run, but that doesn't change the fact that he's one of the more annoying QB's in the NFL. Retire already.
3. Barry Bonds
I really don't need to bother writing anything... that picture says it all. Major league douchebag. While in Pittsburgh, before he started juicing, sportswriters labeled him "MDP" - Most Despised Player... and these allegations were said to be confirmed by numerous teammates... need I say more?
2. Tony Romo
Ahhh good ol Tony Homo. The pretty-boy, whiny, wanna-be superstar who isn't really that good and still hasn't won a playoff game. Stick to the tabloids Romo, you're a bitch. It is nice that he's destined to doom the Cowboys for the near future and continue failing in the clutch (at least until Jerry Jones dies, which now that I think about it could be a VERY long time... do not let this man get his hands on any anti-aging technology). Wipe that grin off your face Romo, you suck.
1. Reggie Miller
The all-time Knick-killer, flop artist extraordinaire - Reggie Miller. Congrats on making it to #1 on the Most Despised list. He know spends his time offering mindless commentary on TNT and continues to haunt Knicks fans for this moment (sorry, I had to post it):

Those 9.6 seconds will haunt me forever. Everytime I see Reggie's smiling face on TV I want to smash my screen and punch Reggie (and Cheryl for that matter) in the face. Spike Lee would still kick your ass Reggie. Fuck you.

HONORABLE MENTIONS: Curt Schilling, Carl Pavano, Kenyon Martin, Ray Lewis, Donovan McNabb, Josh Beckett...

My Top 10 NYC Athletes

The following is a list of MY PERSONAL TOP 10 favorite NYC athletes. Being that I was born in 1988 I am only including athletes that I got to see play (obviously no disrespect to the all time greats a la Babe Ruth, Joe Dimaggio, Walt Frazier, Willis Reed, Earl Monroe, Bernard King, Joe Namath, all the great old-time Yankees etc...

*this list is not based solely on career achievements or individual skills, I am taking into account crowd favorites, odd/memorable plays, off-court/field behavior etc etc...
And without further ado...
10. Jeff FeaglesYes, a punter is on my list. Not just any punter though - the greatest punter of all time! How can you not love Jeff Feagles? He's the ultimate professional - doesn't complain, does his job whether it's in a dome or at Lambeau Field in December in -15 degree weather. He may not have the strongest leg, but his accuracy is unmatched. He also holds about every record that a punter could hold:
  • Most consecutive games played, career: 336 (streak still active)
  • Most punts, career: 1,585
  • Most punts inside the 20, career: 508
  • Most punting yards, career: 65,793
That's more than enough to land Mr. Feagles at #10 on my list.

9. Mark Messier
As New Yorkers, we were certainly lucky to have one of the all time greats lead our Rangers to their first Stanley Cup in 54 years back in 1994 (and unfortunately we are now enduring another 15 year streak of bad luck). For all his individual skills and talent, Messier will always be remembered for his leadership, on and off the ice. Just adding to his legend was the fact that he guaranteed victory in Game 6 vs the Devils in the 1993/94 playoffs and not only did he back this up with a win - he backed it up with a hat trick! All the sweeter that it came against the Devils too. If only we had Messier back this year, we wouldn't have blown that 3-1 lead to the Capitals. Long live Mark Messier!
8. David WellsBoomer! First things first, the main reason David Wells is on this list - HE PITCHED A PERFECT GAME DRUNK! Come onnnn, that's amazing. Whether you love the Yankees or hate them, or whether you love David Wells or hate him - you gotta respect a man who can go out and pitch a perfect game after throwing back god knows how many beers. Or in his own words "half-drunk", but whatever, still awesome. This quote says it all: "As of this writing, 15 men in the history of organized baseball have ever thrown a perfect game. Only one of those men did it half-drunk, with bloodshot eyes, monster breath and a raging, skull-rattling hangover. That would be me." 'Nuff said.
7. David Tyree
Can a player make this top 10 list for only one play? ABSOLUTELY! Especially if it's one of the greatest catches in the history of professional football - "the Helmet Catch" - which will live on to haunt Patriots fans for eternity and live in Giants lore. For me, personally, there couldn't have been a more deserving guy to catch this ball than David Tyree (and it was even sweeter coming against the despised, dirty player Rodney Harrison). I'd always been a Tyree fan and thought he should get more touches (I forsee him playing a bigger part in the offense this season now that Plax is gone) and what a way to cement a legacy - he could quit football and work at a 7-11 for the rest of his life and he'd still be a Giants legend, always and forever. Thank you Mr. Tyree, without you we all may have had to endure 19-0 shirts, hats, banners, stickers and obnoxious "Massholes" bragging about the "Pats pahfect season" forever - the world thanks you.
6. Larry Johnson
Larry "Grandmama" Johnson aka LJ aka FOUR POINT PLAY! The inspiration for my blog and one of the most entertaining Knicks we've had in a long time. Ok, so if it wasn't for his epic four point play, he probably wouldn't have made this list (as with David Tyree), BUT luckily we don't have to worry about that! Bill Simmons can "refuse to acknowledge" this shot all he wants ( but the fact remains that it happened, it beat the Pacers and it got the Garden rocking like never before. Is there anything better than MSG when the Knicks are good? Rewatch the four point play and just notice how the place absolutely erupts (yea I'm posting this twice... IT'S THAT GOOD):

Thank you LJ! We miss you!
5. Charles Oakley

The Oak Man! One of the toughest NBA players of all time and an alltime Knick great. Oakley wasn't scared of anybody - not even MJ (as pictured above) and he'd let you know it. One of the great things about him and the Knicks teams of his era was their sense of pride and their attitude that MSG needed to be a place that teams were scared to come play at. Maybe that stemmed from Riley's physical tactics, but it would never have worked if guys like Oakley, Anthony Mason, Ewing, Starks, Herb Williams etc. etc. didn't buy into that mindset. If only the current Knicks could find some inspiration from these defensive juggernauts they may have a chance to compete with the best. Unfortunately these days, the Oakley-type players are a dying breed (the closest comparison I can think of is Ben Wallace, and he's now well past his prime and never possessed the offensive skills Oakley had... I do see promise in Blake Griffin though as a modified, more skilled Oakley-like player... too bad his fate is sealed to rot with the Clippers... that's a shame)
4. Michael Strahan

Adding the stellar legacy of Giants defense, Michael Strahan will be remembered as one of the greatest DE's of all time. He still holds the single season sack record of 22.5 sacks and until the day he retired continuosly struck fear into the heart of every opposing QB. We're lucky that his spot on the D Line will be filled by the more than capable Osi Umenyiora and Justin Tuck, who benefited greatly from having Strahan around as a mentor. Giants fans will always remember his goofy gap toothed smile and his devastating pass rushing and every other offensive line/QB let out a huge sigh of relief when he decided to call it a day... going out on top nonetheless, like a true champion should.
3. Derek Jeter
The Captain. My favorite Yankee of all time... Mr. Jeter. I can't remember in my lifetime a New York athlete with such an overall positive reputation with the NY media than Jeter. It may be the four World Series rings he brought to the Bronx, or his demeanor as an intelligent, witty, nice guy, or the laundry list of gorgeous celebrities he's dated... but whatever the case, Jeter commands respect from Yankee fans and haters alike. Talk to any Red Sox fan, and sure they'll make fun of him or sell stupid shirts on Landsdowne St., but in the end, all the rational ones have respect for Jeter. Sure his skills are slowly declining in the twilight of his career, but the intangibles he brings to the team can never be replaced. Whether its his classic diving catch, trademark running throw to first or his overall "clutchness", Jeter will live on as one of the great Yankees of all time... and I fully expect to see his statue in Monument Park sometime in the future.
2. Lawrence Taylor
Ok, so I never got to watch LT play live (thanks Mom and Dad! Couldn't you have planned my birth a little better so I could've gotten to see the greatest defensive player of all time in action?!) - but that doesn't mean I haven't gotten my hands on any and all footage of this all-time great and watched in awe as THE REAL LT inflicted terror upon opposing offenses throughout his career. Still to this day, with the NFL becoming stronger, faster and more violent... I haven't seen a player (LB or any other position) wreak as much havoc as LT did. For those of you who haven't had the opportunity to study LT's plethora of defensive domination, look no further:

1. Patrick Ewing
Say what you will about Big Pat - he couldn't win a title, he was overrated etc etc... - he will still always be #1 in my book. First off, I'd like to thank David Stern for rigging the 1985 Draft and letting Ewing come to NY (we owe you for that one!). Beyond all the talk, nobody could deny Ewing's skill on the court - he will go down as one of the best big men of all time, skillwise and the way he pumped up the crowd at MSG - for that we will always love you Pat. It's a shame he didn't get to finish his career where he belonged, but you can blame that on the long track record of inept Knicks management (I'm hoping that's finally over with Donnie Walsh in charge, but as long as Dolan owns the team.. you can never be too sure). I'll always remember emulating your fade away jumpers or throwing down "Ewing dunks" on my Little Tikes basketball hoop and torturing my downstairs neighbors the Healey's. Ewing turned me from liking basketball to loving it and living it - whenever I played, I tried my best to find my "inner-Ewing", and although you never brought NYC a championship, and some people will never forgive you for that, or that Olajuwon always got the best of you - it doesn't matter to me. Big Pat is still the #1 Knick and always will be (until LeBron get's here that is).